Saturday, January 1, 2011

Is that a KNIFE in your Jammies?

 I can't make this stuff up if I tried.  The gremlins wanted some banana, and I usually cut one in half for both of them.. So, I went into the kitchen to get their banana:

K2: I got a knife for you.
Me: Nope It's OK, I'll get it.
K2: No, I got it.
Me: It's OK, Mommy's got one right here.. (I cut the banana)
As I turn around to give her, her 1/2 of the banana, I see she's starting to unzip her jammies.. (you know the ones with the footsies.. )
Me: What are you doing Punky?
K2: Getting the Knife for you?
OK for a split second I wasn't sure if I should laugh??? Visions of gangsters, prison chics with blades in their mouths came to mind... Then I wasn't sure if I should be worried or even better, Horrified?
Me: What do you mean you'll get a knife? WHAT are you doing??
K2: (pulling out a butter knife that was stashed in the left leg of the jammies) YOU SEE???
Me: (holding back the tears from the uncontrollable fit of giggles I was about to endure) Yes Punky, I see.  But Knives are not meant to be played with... and DEFINITELY not to be hidden in your Jammies.
K2: But I got it for YOOOOUUUUU.
Me: OK baby Thank you, but next time MOMMY gets it.. OK?

Now? Not so funny.I am gonna have to start watching Dora with them, cause I MUST have missed the Dora the Explorer Gangsta Episode... bwahahahahha.. WTH was she REALLY planning with the knife??? OK.. Full pat downs BEFORE bed time... SERIOUSLY...


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  2. That is beyond hilarious!


  3. Wow - scary and cute at the same time ;) I like the pat down before bedtime idea too.
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  4. OMG, hilarious! Wonder what she was planning with that in her jammies? Seriously, the things they think of are amazing. What I really want to know is how was she walking around comfortably & undetecetd with that knife in there? Might have to watch that one, sounds like she's pretty clever! lol!

    Mom to 2 Posh Lil Divas

  5. "full pat downs before bedtime" that's hilarious! I usually just find oreos in DS's footie pajamas!

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  8. LOL that so sounds like something my children would do. I totally understand now that I am a parent why my mom told me I would pay for everything I did when I was young when I had kids xD

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  9. Haaaa that is funny. My lady bug did that. She is now potty trained and wearing panties. She came up to and said "mommy g'ma is calling" I pretended to answer an imaginary phone and guess what she said? "No mommy here is the phone" and she pulled it out of her panties, like it was in a pocket. I think she has been observing us pulling cell phones and wallets out. LOL Kids are a wonderful relief to a stressfull day.

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